Hey, I'm Dan,
8 hours ago
permalink

tyleroakley:

"MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, THREE"

(Source: tyleroakley)

Cite Arrow via kxtadam
permalink

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

image

image

image

image

image

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

image

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

image

Right..?

image

image

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

image

image

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

image

image

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

image

image

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

image

image

image

image

image

image

Cite Arrow via houseofgold7753
permalink

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: huffingtonpost)

Cite Arrow via houseofgold7753
permalink

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

?????                                                           ?????????????????

                ???          ????????????????????????                    ???????

  • ????????                   ????????                    ?????????????????

                        ???????        ?????????????????? ???????

??????????????????????????                           

                                    ?????????????????????

that’s what a feminist is???????

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

Cite Arrow via houseofgold7753
permalink

electrikmoonlight:

gracediamondsfear:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

alicetookadrink:

Hey so to protect one of my friends I’ve decided to help her out by posting this on my blog instead. Please share this!

"This is Ian Foote. My husband and I met this man at one of my shows at the Rickshaw Theatre in East Vancouver last week and I added him on Facebook that same night because he and his girlfriend seemed nice enough.

WARNING TO WOMEN IN EAST VAN.

This man is a potential rapist who openly admits to having to forcibly stop himself from raping on the daily. Please spread this around, I want everyone in Vancouver to know to stay far away from this man.”

(Vancouver BC)

Please please please signal boost the fuck out of this you never know where your followers are. Thank you ♥

What fucking piece of shit.

This is a nightmare.  He thinks he’s being clever and cute about his disgusting tendencies.  And I’m sure once all of this gets out and the world understands what a monster he is he’ll claim it was all one big joke or social experiment or some shit.  Or that he was being sarcastic to prove a point. 

Hey, quit poking the dog with a stick. Because like in here says, all men are dogs and not people with self control.

You got a storm comin’, ian boy.

Cite Arrow via houseofgold7753
permalink
Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:

gayteenss:

  • Push me against the wall, the/a door
  • Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
  • Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
  • Caress my cheek
  • Pull my hair
  • Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
  • Bite my lip
  • Put your arms around my neck
  • Tease me
  • Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible
Cite Arrow via strangewhileimyoung
permalink
funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

Cite Arrow via houseofgold7753
permalink
It’s #Zumba day. 😫💪🙌😏. ( what does this picture have to do with that? Yeah, nothing. We’re just cute. )

It’s #Zumba day. 😫💪🙌😏. ( what does this picture have to do with that? Yeah, nothing. We’re just cute. )

permalink

IM SCREAMING. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE EVERYDAY.

(Source: robospock)

Cite Arrow via troyes-lip-ring
permalink

foundersofhogwarts:

Tom Hiddleston as Salazar Slytherin.

requested by anon

YEA.

Cite Arrow via we-are-time-bombs-waiting-to
Powered by Tumblr Designed by:Doinwork